it's everyday bro parody

i'm logan's kid bro with the disney channel flow, by that i mean my rap skills suck that's obvious tho, i made a song so goddamn bad it's friday status, it makes all of jacob's music sound like grammy winning hits, yea we're like a semen stew, can't get whiter than us dude, this is team 10 bitch we the zero talent crew, who are all these no name kids?, nobody has a clue, what do any of you do?, leach off your logan fame!, i'm so famous rich and cool, hey man why are we called team 10?, it stands for my iq, his lyrics prove that is true!, since i'm popping on youtube, i'll make crappy music too, with horrible flows and rhymes, kit kat's got more bars than i do, couldn't think of a name, creative like logang, so i just added an er, after paul, wow that's lame!, mentally i am eight, maturity no way, i'm mickey's f#ckboy slave, this song just gave you aids!, none of us can flow, talent? not here yo, without my big bro, my sub count would be zero!, you know it's nick crompton, and my mom's mary poppins, no i can't rap and yes i do not fit in, england is my city yes i really am that dumb, i think england is a city, my jacket and pants guarantee i get no pussy, two months ago i wasn't potty trained, but now i got some fame, from riding jake's nuts without him i'm washed up, in 24 months i'll be mopping up floors like damn dude, i shoulda stayed in school!, when they ask me what to do i'm 100 percent stumped, the sad truth in 10 years i'll be in aa, with all of my team 10 mates, this song's a crime and we all should be locked up, jake you gotta, stop grabbing your disney nuts!, hold on, hold on, hold on, can we switch the language?, yes! now we can talk shit, about jake and his song and he will not know, we did not want to do this, but jake forced us, and he's taking all our money!, someone please save us we beg you, this music blows and jake is a douche, he's like our donald, he burned both of our visas, and now we're stuck, in team 10 please kill us both!, none of us can flow, talent? not here yo, without my big bro, my sub count would be zero!, yo it's tessa brooks, blah blah blah i'm tessa brooks, i rap about panera, blah blah blah i'm tessa brooks, wait hold on guys guess what?, my name is tessa, something smells bad, it's coming from jake's butt?, it's coming from my butt