it's christmas time

oh, i wish it was '99, when i was a kid at christmas time, couldn't go to bed that night, santa claus sliding, snow in the driveway, under the lit up christmas tree, with my crazy ass family, singing, "oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh", wish i was a kid at christmas again, now, fill up the gas in the suv, spent way too much time tryna pick out our tree, the ceiling ain't as tall as we thought, i see, gotta cut a couple inches off the top to proceed, and now we stringing the lights up, five hours later, we stringing the lights up, listenin' to bing crosby by the fire, frank sinatra, nat king cole, mariah, turn off that michael buble, turn on that one movie about the kid who licked the telephone pole on the blu-ray, red ryder bb-gun, stayin' up all night, jimmy stewart, it's a wonderful life, now am i right?, the collar's puffy, the beard is long, the belly's tubby, but the reindeer are strong, it's santa claus, it's christmas time!, oh, i wish it was '99, when i was a kid at christmas time, couldn't go to bed that night, santa claus sliding, snow in the driveway, under the lit up christmas tree, with my crazy ass family, singing, "oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh", wish i was a kid at christmas again, now, i wrap presents like a kid wearing mittens, blindfolded, with a pair of left-handed scissors, janky, but the gift inside? ridiculous, better than whatever it is you had on your wishlist, dig in then whip up the bisquick, go outside, and throw 'round the pigskin, i'm a dad now, but still feel like a big kid, best time of year, can i get an "amen"?, the almond roca, the hottest cocoa, the track around the tree with the locomotives, i wanted a jordan poster to measure my growth spurt, starter logo, georgetown hoyas, i'm going off of the head, y'all, homemade cookies that i dip in the eggnog, i wanna take a second, and shoutout my dead dog, toby, he's dead, oh, i wish it was '99, when i was a kid at christmas time, couldn't go to bed that night, santa claus sliding, snow in the driveway, under the lit up christmas tree, with my crazy ass family, singing, "oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh", wish i was a kid at christmas again, wish it was '99, when i was a kid at christmas time, couldn't go to bed that night, santa claus sliding, snow in the driveway, under the lit up christmas tree, with my crazy ass family, singing, "oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh", wish i was a kid at christmas, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wish i was a kid at christmas again, it's christmas time!