luigi

i'm just a plumber, bummin' in the shadow of my brother, clean your house of cobwebs, any present i can plunder, i'm a little nervous, afraid of dark rooms and dark moons, suck up spirits with my vacuum, my mustache gets mad poon, i'm the guy in green, i can jump higher than the others, not a hater, i'm good natured, not easily angered like my brother, who has strangely gone missing, for what seems like the second time, i was eating cookies and milk, now i'm fucking filthy with slime, professor elva needs my helping, in the valley evershade, i collect in a clever way, because i'm never paid, professor prefers the paranormal, always seeking out the truth, i quiver lots and his liver spots, tingle at his single tooth, he hooks me up with hunting gear, repurposed household items, a vacuum and a flashlight, doesn't change the fact i'm frightened, my brother's chasing girls, in sunny worlds, he's dedicated, never prepared for sliding stairs, always scared and pixelated, a manor and a mansion, a tower and a mine, a clock with mummies underneath, a fleet of freaks to find, ghosts that once had eyes, are no longer pacified, i have to try, that's my life, but it's the kind that's asinine, i'm just a plumber, bummin' in the shadow of my brother, clean your house of cobwebs, any present i can plunder, i'm a little nervous, afraid of dark rooms and dark moons, suck up spirits with my vacuum, my mustache gets mad poon, spooky as fuck mansions, gloomy tut tombs, make a mustache man, sadly miss mushrooms, once pursued on a cube, by a room full of boos, now i'm held in your hands, like a damn vacuum, back to the lab, where i get graded on ghosts, they're put in a vault-, it's my fault, i suppose, then back to the map, it's macabre and malignant, rob me of my dignity, these imps are indignant, so many pesky poltergeists, pugnacious and persistent, afraid of spiders, plants and mice, not toads they're my assistants, this creepy crib is lucrative, i suck up cash and hearts, still stead losin', getting bruised, wish i was cruising in my kart, i'm just a plumber, bummin' in the shadow of my brother, clean your house of cobwebs, any present i can plunder, i'm a little nervous, afraid of dark rooms and dark moons, suck up spirits with my vacuum, my mustache gets mad poon, didn't ask for the secret passage, i fear forbidden zones, polterpups instead of 1-ups, if i find the hidden bones, wish i could 'ciao' but for now, i'm wanted in a haunted house, i'd rather be a racoon, or a cat that says, "meow!", no teammates 'cept my boss, who's a little off his rocker, i'm all alone inside his home, except for several stalkers, they hide in suits of armor, they rest in chests and drawers, their abetting's got me sweating, it's upsetting to my pores, an explorer's expansive mansion, is where the tension builds, his exhibits make me livid, rather hide than ride these thrills, been in jungles, been in deserts, i've seen mammoths on the ice, seens sights out of sight, 'till i used my dark light device, the crew has got a king, he's the type that likes lightning strikes, put my brother in a painting, no more fainting, time to fight, this boss battle has me rattled, i'm determined to succeed, i'm through with this abuse, now i choose to take the lead, i'm just a plumber, bummin' in the shadow of my brother, clean your house of cobwebs, any present i can plunder, i'm a little nervous, afraid of dark rooms and dark moons, suck up spirits with my vacuum, my mustache gets mad poon