cops & monsters

when will byers disappeared, we realized he was gone, i was sipping on that bottle, in my trailer by the pond, out in hawkins, indiana, where we count the fireflies, so when a kid goes missing, it's a tragic strange surprise, that's when they call chief hopper, i've been dealing with a lot, i've been tossing turning late at night, with all these angry thoughts, i know i'll never be the same, since cancer took my child, i miss her every day, her laughter and her smile, we buried her in april, then my wife and i divorced, i spent the summer drinking, sleeping, crying on the porch, joyce byers, i know what it's like, to have to lose a kid, searching for him in the places, where he played and where he hid, and i promise i'll do everything, i can bring him home, though we don't where he's gone, just know you're not alone, because i've been to hell back, in fact, i'm not scared of that much, i'll punch that demogorgon, then i'll kick him in the nuts, i'm going to punch that demogorgon in the nuts, i'm going to slap him in the face 'cause that's what's up, you can't take a kid like will, plus barb has been missing still, let's face it, the upside down is nasty, kind of like the blair witch, threw a party if you asked me, and she invited all her friends, hellboy, jaws and alien, the guestlist never ends, jason and mike meyers, you might see them at the coat check, covered with black slime and grime, you'll really find that clothes get, a bit ruined so bring a hazmat suit, you'd better pack a gas mask, 'cause the air is toxic too, spoiler alert, we found will byers rottin', unlike barb forgotten, blood vessels were clottin', pulled the snake out his mouth, while they played the moby score, thought we got it all, turns out may be more, so now it's time find that demon, and let him know i'm serious, i'm feeling kind furious, and yes a tab bit curious, about who the monster is, i know i'm gonna kick his butt, punch him in his starfish face and flick him in the nuts!, i'm going to punch that demogorgon in the nuts, i'm going to slap him in the face 'cause that's what's up, you can't take a kid like will, plus barb has been missing still, wait! hold up, chief, why would you do me like that?, what'd i ever do to you, dude? just say it, and i'll take it back, i just want buddies, i am sick of ennui, so why's everybody always picking on me?, like, when you call me demogorgon, that's so mean, and you're the worst, i am like you, i am normal, i've got feelings, they get hurt, when i got popped by lucas's wrist rocket, leveled by eleven's powers, can't you see that when i smile i become a flower?, why you wanna make me cry, hopper?, i know you'll never take me alive, copper, is this the best it gets? midwest depression fest?, why can't you guess the guy from vision quest is the right monster?, as for barb, i can't apologize or say enough, sometimes i'm like a lonely puppy, i can play too rough and stuff, i'm back home in my right side up in the end, i'll be back next season trying to find another friend, i'm going to punch that demogorgon in the nuts, i'm going to slap him in the face 'cause that's what's up, you can't take a kid like will, plus barb has been missing still, seriously, i feel really bad about barb, there's no excuse for what happened, it is entirely on me, and i know this doesn't make things right, but to, barb's family and friends i want you to know that i am deeply, deeply sorry