sathington willoughby

we are gathered here, today in these majestic, halls of old to honor, a man they call, sathington willoughby, there's a joke or two, a pun or three, i feel that must be, told then i go on to, speak of sathington willoughby, sathington willoughby, the legislator that, penned us up a bill, that banned the use, of certain things like this and that