christmas with the devil

the elves are dressed in leather, and the angels are in chains, the sugar plums are rancid, and the stockings are in flames, there's a demon in my belly, and a gremlin in my brain, there's someone up the chimney hole, and satan is his name, the rats ate all the presents, and the reindeer ran away, there'll be no father christmas, 'cause it's evil's holiday, no bells in hell, no snow below, silent night, violent night, so come, all ye unfaithful, don't be left out in the cold, you don't need no invitation, no. your ticket is your soul