day of the dead (kid's version)

i was just a tourist the first time i went to mexico, i was a stranger, in danger, in a world unknown, a clap of thunder and the ground around me did explode, and the skeletons in dozens come out from that hole, why? no lie!, it was the day of the dead!, did you hear what i just said?, oh-oh-ohh, i didn't even know, it was the day of the dead!, i tried not to lose my head, oh-oh-ohh, way down in mexico, the place was jumping with carribas swaying to and fro, an evil skeleton made off with my beef burrito, they opened the pinata and a swarm of guts went up my nose, i lost all bowel control and knew that it was time to go, why? no lie!, it was the day of the dead!, did you hear what i just said?, oh-oh-ohh, i didn't even know, it was the day of the dead!, i tried not to lose my head, oh-oh-ohh, way down in mexico, the locals tell me not to fear, it happens at least once a year, when hell is full the dead will walk the earth and, apparently they come up here, for the beer!, why? no lie!, it was the day of the dead!, did you hear what i just said?, oh-oh-ohh, i didn't even know, it was the day of the dead!, i tried not to lose my head, oh-oh-ohh, way down in mexico, dia de los muertos, el calacas vio, oh-oh-ohh, y el gringo se asusto, dia de los muertos, el cabron se arrugo, oh-oh-ohh, aqui en mexico, corre carajo que los muertos estan en la calle!