starboy parody

i'm the weeknd i'm the greatest ever, rich as hell now got so much cheddar, i'm a huge pop star dude however, i'm never happy smile never, and so i made a catchy song that, makes me seem like an egocentric ass, all i do in this verse is brag, bout all the cars and girls i have, i hate the person that i used to be, so i cut my hair and now i've totally, reinvented myself with a hair cut, which is a very immature teen mentality, it's clear i've totally lost my mind, all of these platinum records have made me blind, might as well destroy everything of mine, but before that i'ma snort some lines, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, they would all laugh, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, at my stupid fucking hairdo, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, kiss my damn ass, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, now i'm richer than all of you, now that my hair's gone the next thing i must do, is to get rid of all my other old shit too, switch my style up even more just to prove, i'll still be the best no matter what i lose, for example if i chop off this leg, i will probably get even more respect, here i'll just hack it off with this neon cross, even my blood is rich it tastes like pasta sauce, okay that hurts but what a relief, to prove there's another part of the old me, i don't need as long as i have money, guess i might as well chop off the other one also, even without legs i am still the best, i'll post this on instagram hashtag blessed, who needs limbs? i should just lose the rest, daft punk what's up guys are you impressed?, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, what have you done?, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, you're a motherfuckin stump boy, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, you are so dumb, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, chop my motherfuckin head off!, go away!, but if we cut off your head, it will destroy your vocal cords. bullshit! i don't need any part of my old self to be a motherfuckin starboy! cut it off, bitch!, see, we tried to tell you. now, you can sing. people did not care about your looks, cars or money. they cared about your voice. your career is terminated, dumbass.