dear black santa

h-h-hey santa, it's, it's dax again, just checking if you got my list, dear mr. santa, my name is dax and i've been a good kid, i made a list of the shit that i wanted this year, did you read it? i'm hoping you did, i put my country, my state, my street, my chimney, just so you'd know where i live, stopped watching porn, gave to the homeless, don't be a bitch!, yeah i want cadillac color matte black, yeah i want a thick bitch with a fat ass, yeah i want a crib to crash with a pool and a court and a golf course all in the back, yeah i want gucci, prada coupled with a million dollars, instagram a million followers, takeout food from benihana's, i need a follow back from lele pons, i need a drake feature on a song, i could probably do this shit myself and all, but i ain't really tryna wait that long, so santa this is my list and i'm confident in you that you'll complete it, me and your daughter are friends and if i don't get all of my shit i'ma mike jackson beat it, dear mr. dax, i took the time to go over your list, and unfortunately i'm sorry to say, you have been a bad kid, i can get you some shit but not all those god damn gifts, and as for my daughter young man, there ain't no way your fuckin' that bitch, man, fuck you santa, i don't even want your gifts, i don't even want that car, i don't even want that bitch, i don't even want that shit, now i want mrs. clause, want her saying hoe hoe hoe hoe, while she's on my pole pole pole pole, keep my wrist froze froze froze froze, when i play games with rudolph, yeah yeah yeah i'm crazy santa, gave her the dick, banana, came through with the heat, the jammers, butt cheeks through the sheets, pajamas, so what does that mean?, i think it means that i win either way, i'll leave you cookies and milk and a note on the table, and here is what that shit's gonna say: make sure you clean up the motherfuckin' chimney, make sure you turn off the lights when you done, make sure you leave me a tip on the table, don't eat two cookies your fat ass gets one, don't forget to leave shit in my stocking yeah you know where it's at, milk chocolate, some henny and condoms with that, xanax, weed to sell in the trap, don't lie santa, boy i know that you're black, dasher, dancer, prancer, and vixen, comet, cupid, donner, and blitzen, talk shit they all go missing, santa nigga it's merry christmas, it's dax