wtf

i was asleep when i heard the alarm, so i ran downstairs to see what's going on, opened my door to unpleasantly find, somebody really just broke in my ride, what the fuck? what the fuck?, damn! damn! damn! damn!, what the fuck? what the fuck?, damn! damn! damn! damn!, so i called my boyfriend but he did not pick up, he never misses my call so i stopped by, and when i walked in, could not comprehend, found him in bed with the male man, what the fuck? what the fuck?, damn! damn! damn! damn!, what the fuck? what the fuck?, damn! damn! damn! damn!, i decided to walk home and blow off some steam, i know it's late but i needed to breathe, just when i thought that it could not get worse, this fool runs up on me like "hey gimme your purse!", what the fuck? what the fuck?, damn! damn! damn! damn!, what the fuck? what the fuck?, damn! damn! damn! damn!, not quite, this just ain't right, if you knew what i've been through tonight, to begin, i just found my man and another man, if you understand. he said: "well i be damned", what the fuck? what the fuck?, damn! damn! damn! damn!, what the fuck? what the fuck?, damn! damn! damn! damn!, what the fuck? what the fuck?, damn! damn! damn! damn!, what the fuck? what the fuck?, damn! damn! damn! damn!, for the first time of the night i was grinning, he thought he got me but he didn't, but that was of course. before. i realized my keys were in the bag. hahahaha!