the man without a tan

the man without a tan came strolling into town, he had the whitest collar and he brought a scene around, girls were all a-drooling, hum the lullaby, the men were all suspicious but they didn't know just why, the man without a tan, he's a threat to you and me, he has the kind of hands that you might see on your tv, and if he touched your woman, how the hell could she resist?, i'm sure he'll entertain her with a little bit of this, our rugged handsomeness is no match for, the man without a tan, the man without a tan, the man without a tan, the man without a tan, the man without a tan, he had a walk around the town, he found a rollin' restaurant and entered and sat down, he ordered coca-cola with some lemon but no ice, he reached into his pocket and he found his lucky dice, he finished up his cola and the waitress thought, "so soon?", he looked a little bit like gary cooper in high noon, he left to find a movie theatre, it was shuttered down, it seemed like there were lots of things that had been shuttered down, our rugged handsomeness is no match for, the man without a tan, the man without a tan, the man without a tan, the man without a tan, i overheard my girlfriend on her landline telephone, she thought i couldn't hear her but she really should've known, the man without a tan was on the line and being cute, i stood back in the showers, i was fuming in my boots, our rugged handsomeness is no match for, the man without a tan, the man without a tan, twenty years have passed and i'm the man without a tan, to be a rugged handsome man), the man without a tan, the man without a tan, and then you came right out with it and said, "you are my man", the man without a tan, the man without a tan, and then you came right out with it and said, "you are my man", the man without a tan, the man without a tan, and then you came right out with it and said, "you are my man", the man without a tan