sorry parody

lately i've been really stressed out i have done many dumb things, like leaving a show cos someone in the front row spilled a drink, and walking round naked while photographers snapped pics of my peen, then claiming i was a victim of shrinkage, my manager told me to make a song to apologize, he told me to act like my life is hard so people empathize, then he said to look at the camera and made sad puppy dog eyes, cos it would make my teen girl fans feel bad for me, when i publicly say i'm sorry, everyone will instantly forgive me, and once they do that, i can get away with anything, so once i've said i'm sorry, i did bad, i can go back to being a douchebag, i'm sorry. yeah. sorry. yeah. sorry. i can act like a total piece of shit, as long as i say i'm sorry for it, i could seduce a hot mom and talk her into intercourse, tell her to leave her husband for me and cause her to get divorced, then when i bail it's ok as long as i express remorse, i've forgiven for ruining her family, eh. i could punch a bum in the tummy, and, i could eat your food if it's yummy, wow these fries are good, i could even kick someone's baby, as long as i pretend i feel regret, i could beat an old man with a baguette, i'm sorry. yeah. sorry. yeah. sorry. i just saw star wars the force awakens, now i'll tweet out spoilers of how it ends, oh. wait! hold on. i'm sorry, man. i'm sorry, don't do it. no!, i'm sorry. yeah. sorry. yeah. sorry. hey i said sorry kylo what the fuck?, now put my head back on you stupid schmuck!