drunk on christmas

christmas is a time, a special time of year, with peace and joy and happiness and, wonderment and cheer, opening your presents underneath the tree, and spending countless hours with your family, that's why i'm drinking drinking drinking, i'm gonna drink all day, i'm coming home for christmas and my family's insane, just got to make it through the day, and there's no other way, i'm gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on christmas, so i can't be sober when i'm over, everyone's bipolar, so cut the crap and get some jack and put it in my soda, and make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma, gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on christmas, i'm heading home for the holiday season, my dad has a stick up his butt for some reason, my mother and my sister, they're no longer speaking, and me, i'm drinking, rumple minze by the shot, gin and tonic, yeah why not, black and tan, that's my jam, irish whiskey i will slam, jagermeister, hefenweisser, stella, stoli and budweiser, santa, santa, santa, i've got the family blues, just fill my stocking full of vodka, any brand you choose, i need some christmas spirit, and by spirit i mean booze, gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on christmas, gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on christmas, gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk. on christmas day