secret agent love

you've heard every kind of corny line, you're so fine, you're so unfashionable, you've been everywhere a thousand times, you're so cool, so international, captured as a stow away, upon the qe2, two weeks at sea alone, so many miles away from home, these are the strange and exciting adventures of, secret agent, secret love, weird and impossible but totally true, i think i'm secretly in love with you, you speak russian and chinese too, get all the kids to start a revolution, dangerous work but it's what you do, you're not the problem, you're the solution, trained in all the martial arts, i know you feel the same, so what's your real name, these are the strange and exciting adventures of, secret agent, secret love, weird and impossible but totally true, i think i'm secretly in love with you, trapped within the prison walls, of foreign agencies, they think you can't get free, only to have you escape to me, these are the strange and exciting adventures of, secret agent, secret love, weird and impossible but totally true, i think i'm secretly in love with you, i'm in love with you, i'm in love with you