safety joe

well, he never got too lonely, and he never got too sad, but he never got too happy, and that's what's just too bad, he never reached much further, than his lonely arms would go, he wore a seatbelt around his heart, and they called him safety joe, safety joe, safety joe, what do you say?, what do you know?, if you don't loosen up the buckle, on your heart heart and start to chuckle, you're gonna die of boredom, safety joe, now joe he lived in baltimore, 'cause new york was too darn fast, he sometimes went down to washington, just to view our nation's past, he never ate his vegetables, 'cause they were just too darn chewy, and he never climbed much higher, than the arch in old st. louis, joe gradually grew meaner, by not changin' his demeanor, but he never did nothin', too much for too long, therefore his life never got much richer, than the day they took that picture, in his birthday suit on the day that he was born. well, you're gonna die of boredom, safety joe, that's golden