eugene you genius

saw you come through them swingin' doors, had 'em hanging on ya, couldn't hold one more, you walked by with a silly grin, they were kissin' all over your chinny chin chin, eugene, you genius, what book did you read, that made you so smart, you could steal a heart, anytime that you please, eugene, you genius, could you teach me, it's more than the way you comb your hair, that's makin' all the pretty girls stop and stare, tell me eugene, i just gotta know, can i go down and buy it at the grocery store, eugene, you genius, what book did you read, that made you so smart, you could steal a heart, anytime that you please, eugene, you genius, could you teach me, it is something that you tell 'em, love letters that you mail 'em, your secrets safe with me, to get those kind of glances, do you have to take classes, for a master romeo degree, eugene, you genius, eugene, you genius, what book did you read, that made you so smart, you could steal a heart, anytime that you please, eugene, you genius, could you teach me, eugene, you genius, eugene, you genius, eugene, you genius, eugene, you genius