the lovin' machine

from the minute that i saw her, i knew i just had to have her, i asked if i could take her for a spin', but i heard her engine purrin', and i saw her tail-light blinkin', i knew i'd never be the same again, so i drove her 'round the corner, up the street and down the highway, showin' off to everybody that i seen, she's a steamlined, sleek lookin', smooth runnin', fast movin', thrift-takin', lovin' machine, she's a-quick with dual headlights, padded dash and positive traction, instant heatin' and a six-way swivel seat, and it's no wonder that the connoisseurs, of fine machinery, feel so happy, when i drive her down the street, she's got two of the biggest, and the prettiest and the roundest, softest bluest eyes, you've ever seen, if i leave her for a minute, all the hot rods gather 'round her, they just can't believe that such a thing is real, but they've never seen a chassis, quite as slick and half as classy, they'd give anything, to get behind the wheel, so i keep my little lover, locked up tight and undercover, give no one a chance to yell, mechanic's glee, she ain't too fast in the take-off, but she's a winner in the long run, and she's when she accelerates, if she shimmies just a little, at high speed, well who's complainin'?, fact of the matter is i think it's kinda great, with the proper restorations, safety check and a set of glasses, soon i'll take her anywhere i choose to be