pack up yo bags

fuck you mean you ain't catching no uber?, hell nah i ain't taking yo ass home, ay where you taking those keys?, don't touch my keys now, leave them keys on the counter baby that's my shit, dang, baby that's my shit, better call yo ass an uber baby that's my whip, fo' real, baby that's my whip, and don't forget it, i'm lucky i ain't buy that shit on credit, i'm lucky i didn't put a ring on something i regretted, i'm lucky now i ain't gotta deal with yo shit, ya next nigga prolly gonna jump shit fo' real, ya mama hit me up the other day again, told me she need a hunnid dollars for the rent, i told that bitch i'm broke as fuck as far as she know, because the day before i saw her ass by the casino, i luhh yo pops doe, he's the definition of a real nigga, you should both apologize he gotta deal with yas, but man that nigga should apologize to me, cuz i put up with yo a till 3, pack up yo bags, bitch you gotta leave, i ain't got the time to deal with you and yo shit, hurry yo ass, yo uber 'bout to leave, i'll even give you 20 bucks towards yo trip, and you could've had it all, you coulda been right here with me watching murder documentaries on netflix, you could've had it all, but all you got now is a motherfuckin' uber bill bitch, man. i don't think you understand the gravity of the type of girl i was dealing with like. you know those instagram models?, you know those instagram models right?, i'm talking 'bout the type of girls with only one concern, how much likes on her last photo. recognize?, i don't want you here, you should 1, 2 step, all the way out the fuckin' front dow, and to top it off yas chilling by the house she's kissing on yo neck, you go to unbutton those jeans but she say she got respect saying, "i ain't the type of chick who just takes off her clothes quick", i said, "but then why do you do it for instgram pics?", she getting mad as hell like, "you only want me for one thing", i said, "how been together 3 months and i ain't got that one thing", she's like, "well all guys are the same, you're all just thirsty", "well why the fuck you try every guy in the first place?", and ladies don't get me wrong guys are the same busters, type of dudes that buy jordans but he still riding the buses, and that nigga got two kids but he always in the club, that's when you hit him up like "come get your stuff boy", pack up yo bags, bitch you gotta leave, i ain't got the time to deal with you and yo shit, hurry yo ass, yo uber 'bout to leave, i'll even give you 20 bucks towards yo trip, and you could've had it all, coulda done cute white people shit like ordering things we can't pronounce from starbucks, you could've had it all, yeah that coulda been us, i'ma need that 20 bucks back too, that's like three days of gas money and a pack of bubble gum, you can keep the bubble gum though, cuz yo breath stank!