stripes

woah, woah, woah, woah, you were lyin' there with nothing on, but a goofy little grin and a platinum blonde, i can't believe you'd do that on our bed, i got a pistol and i got a bullet, and a pissed off finger just'a itchin' to pull it, the only thing keepin' me from losin' my head, is i hate stripes and orange ain't my color, and if i squeeze that trigger tonight, i'll be wearin' one or the other, there's no crime of passion worth a crime of fashion, the only thing savin' your life, is that i don't look good in orange and i hate stripes, woah, woah, woah, i could fall in love with the prison guard, i could sell cigarettes in the prison yard, don't think hard time would be that hard on me, i could pick up trash on the side of the road, but i'd die if i saw someone i know, ain't the chains, it's the clothes that's stoppin' me, i hate stripes and orange ain't my color, and if i squeeze that trigger tonight, i'll be wearin' one or the other, there's no crime of passion worth a crime of fashion, the only thing savin' your life, is that i don't look good in orange and i hate stripes, oh, and one shot ain't worth a bad mugshot, god knows i wouldn't be caught holdin' up a number, while the whole town's starin' at the picture, in the paper of me wearin' stripes, there's no crime of passion worth a crime of fashion, the only thing savin' your life, is that i don't look good in orange and i hate stripes, and orange ain't my color, and if i squeeze that trigger tonight, i'll be wearin' one or the other, there's no crime of passion worth a crime of fashion, the only thing savin' your life, is that i don't look good in orange and i hate stripes, woah, woah, woah, woah