these old shoes

well, they said it was the cheapest fare at this time of year, and they said, "it's nice and safe, you got nothing to fear", so i will take this old plane to get to you, yes, i will take this old plane to get to you, twenty minutes late the plane crashes down, and i'm one of three left amongst a priest and a clown, and then all i can hear is the hiss of the track, i said, "why the hell not" and i jump on the back, and i will take this old train to get to you, yes, i will take this old train to get to you, she said, "get off my train you dirty hobo", and i tried to explain but it was a no go, it was a no go for this hobo, he said for fifty bucks i could take it, he was sure that this lemon could make it, so i will take this old car to get to you, yes, i will take this old car to get to you, couple miles out of this old part of town, my engine explodes with a horrible sound, but i will take these old shoes to get to you, yes, i will take these old shoes to get to you, oh, i will take these old shoes to get to you, yes, i will take these old shoes to get to you