like yoda

i've got the worst hangover, looking a lot like yoda, lying on the sofa, dying for coca cola, could somebody turn me over, cos i can't feel my shoulder, looking just like my father, only 20 years older, and my kids are looking at me like, who the fuck are you?, breath like dogshit, speckled in spew, feeling like a mummy, in the british museum, or a piece of dead meat, in a roman coliseum, but, what's a man to do, what's a man to do, what's a man to do when he keeps getting carried away, when he keeps getting carried away, what's a man to do, what's a man to do, what's a man to do when he keeps getting carried away, when he keeps getting carried away, on the morning after, i'm a blatant disaster, praying at the porcelain, shaking like i'm all in, losing my self-control, sweating pure alcohol, i'm a million years old it's true, it's true yeah, and my kids are looking at me like, who the fuck is this?, on the bathroom floor, all clenched like a fist, still feeling like a mummy, in the british museum, or a skinny pacifist, in a roman coliseum, but, what's a man to do, what's a man to do, what's a man to do when he keeps getting carried away, when he keeps getting carried away, what's a man to do, what's a man to do, what's a man to do when he keeps getting carried away, when he keeps getting carried away, should probably put the brush to the teeth now, turn over this weeks new leaf now, it's like i'm trying to get dry with a tea towel, every damn day just delete and repeat, how, am i so pathetic, the opposite of copasetic, gets right on top of me if i let it, remember when friends were electric, whoa, every time i leave the house at night, i keep getting carried away, i keep getting carried, every time i leave the house at night, i keep getting carried away, i keep getting carried, i got the worst hangover, looking a lot like yoda, lying on the sofa, waiting for my chauffeur