happy hunting

now we're going to launch our three contestants to the three corners of hell, as soon as i press this button. should i press this button?, yaaaayyyyy!, yeah! the immediate viewer poll tells me press the button so i'm going to press. this. fuckin. button! boom! phewwwww! yeah! off they go rocketing at the speed of thought into the three corners of hell. they're gone, they've started their journey. but, as we all know, to chase and hunt them on the journey are, the hunters. ooohhhh!, here they come one by one, here's, scorpio, tensular, ringum young, jake "the rake" colby, ricky rack, icestorm, fusspants, fire brigade, cupid's devil, little winky, jackulope, snaps pro, the cunt funtler, chint, mason dixon, happenstance, running toes, facefuck, the german, houstonoff, lee barbs the fumin carmen, taina ray, tanka two, magoa, the phillipino nino, gravel, snipperhead, the chickman, fuck tackler, kreliamite, the terlminator, smank, ed krelly, fenton and the whims, prilosec, jack tuckman, yulio, the beemaster, prant, little pinkman, wiwo and zeevo!, the pululist, snappy, mouseman, chive, the salad tosser, marl, chavon, ugamu, the pinkie, imp, lift lockman, the firemaster, the gun grunt, the military monkey, suck dickman, little willy, the mafia, jax, the little dipper, the chinese torch, funk and freak, millie and the bandits, the raker, smelly cyrus, hopper and the rabbit toe, frelly, zip, zap, mutt, chit, fit, willy willy, louie looeye, sally mae and fannie brick, old grandma, brother bear, huggy malone, lucky luigi, the janitorial staff and their mothers, the jew, the grabber, meagan's law, parp, siddikwai, the jamaican bacon, the reefer runner, hep cat, the biker bunch and the bag ladies, helmutt, tatonka, andre the gyna, the smiler, the big apple jerkus, fellati-what, iceman, buzz, electrofuck, zappy the shitman cometh, the queer, the dandelion, the laugher, el kazoo, the lamp, the chairmaster, the radiator, el tablo, rinky runkman, the public speaker, the dvd colleciton, the fart, drapes, howard zinn, the condom, the hippie, the invisible ma'am, the finger fucker, the toothless shithead, and. mittie the monkman marty!, yaaaayyyyy!, yeah!, you've met your hunters. happy hunting hunters! we release you now to the three corners of hell, to kill those contestants!, or, if not kill, subdue their souls in the box of na'arma'woreth for all of eternity. i'll be checking in periodically through the show. enjoy, and remember, g t f oooooooooo!, all guests of gtfo stay at the wonderful ramada-hyatt resort in beautiful downtown los angeles!