boxman

so let me tell you how this all came to be, i'm doin' this here rap for your safety, so all you kids don't mess up like me, and be disowned by your family, so check it, this is how it all began, i was chillin', eatin' some raisin bran, i decided it was time to get a tan, so i grabbed my scissors and then i ran, i forgot my house was two stories tall, i missed the first step and began to fall, what happened next i could not recall, i was impaled by the scissors and thats not all, i thought i could get some help on the street, i got run over by a fucking jeep, the rest of this mess i will not repeat, to help keep your lunch, i've been discrete, i woke up in a strange location, some dirty bum had an explanation, apparently he had no education, he turned my body into an abomination, he said he found me on the road nearly dead, it was necessary he fix my torso and my head, he had no human parts so he used a box instead, the news was so overwhelming that i fled, [yo, what's up homie, you know that boxman?, yeah, he used to be a part of my clique, yeah, well what about now?, i don't know man, he can suck my --], it's hard to live with a body of cardboard, you'd think with this cute smile i'd be adored, but since the accident i've always been ignored, i trust one day that my hope will be restored, i'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me, but of course no girl likes a guy made of tree, i get so desperate that a cry and i plea, i'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree, i guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me, hey, at least i ain't mary-kate or ashley, if i ever want to travel across the sea, i disguise myself as a package and fly for free, well the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell, so that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell,