boxmans christmas

all i hear about is christmas spirit, fuck that shit, man, i don't wanna hear it, christmas as a box sucks and i fear it, not this time, i'm not gonna be near it, i need to find a way to get away from it all, the mountains would probably be a good call, only snow and trees is what i recall, i need to get there fast. oh shit, there's a wall, i'll tell you why i hate this time of the year, last christmas my family came to spread cheer, they gave me a bunch of gifts that teased me, none of the presents were aimed to please me, so that's why christmas is spent by myself, no more santa and his fucking elf, but now i've reached my destination, and i can have fun without hesitation, hey man, why'd you hit my girlfriend for?, want me to flatten you, use you as a floor?, no, no, no, i was just trying to have fun, oh, you have a bat? well, i have a gun, calm down guys, no need to fight, i can give ya'll some --- tonight, that sounds pretty good, my hoe is right, yeah that's a great way to settle this plight, just hurry up and get into our ride, there is even some free candy inside, hey now, what are those shirts you're wearing, and what are those box cutters you're bearing, it was your kind that changed our life, you see, our family we killed in a box factory, now we'll remove you from history, look over there, i think i see bruce lee, now you see the kind of crap i go through, but now i look at life with a different view, my faith in my family's been rebuilt, at least they won't try to get me killed