firetruck!

now here's the thing about saying firetruck, it starts f and it ends with uck, so whenever you're in trouble or out of luck, you no longer have to exclaim "oh fuck", hey look at that they just bleeped me, instead say firetruck, it's so easy, and i'd like to take a moment just sit right there, i'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere, stub your toe, firetruck, lose your cash, firetruck, you're naked and your parents come home, firetruck, fail your class, firetruck, scratch your ass, firetruck, clip your nails too short and it hurts, firetruck, crap your pants, firetruck, bite your tongue, firetruck, no one shows up to your party, firetruck, red ring of death, firetruck, forget to breathe, firetruck, found out your mom is your dad, firetruck, say firetruck every chance you see, it's even more fun when it gets bleeped, say it with me now, don't make this suck, f****************uck!, whoa man, did you just say fuck?, naw man, i just said firetruck, but when you bleep it, it says fuck, who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!, lose your teeth, firetruck, iphone bill, firetruck, jonas brothers stuck in your head, firetruck, crash your car, firetruck, into your dog, firetruck, turns out your dog is your mom, firetruck-, wait, so now my mom's a dog?, and your dad, this is just getting ridiculous, you act like that's not normal-, it isn't normal. it is in canada, so they have man-dog-women in canada?,yes, fail science, firetruck, eat a pencil, firetruck, there's over 500 pokemon, what the firetruck?!, lose the game, firetruck, david blaine, firetruck, get ran over by a. firetruck, so, yeah. next time you wanna say the f word, just say firetruck. it's more polite. and if you didn't like this song, go firetruck yourself