i don't understand my girlfriend

i thought it would be dandy, if i bought that girl some candy, how was i suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate, i thought it would be fine, if we shared a glass of wine, she said, "oh no, not another alcoholic", i don't understand my girlfriend, i haven't got a clue, i don't know where she's coming from, or where she's going to, but if opposites attract, then i found the perfect woman jack, i don't understand my girlfriend, she don't understand me, too, yeah i thought i'd show some class, and order pheasant under glass, hey how was i suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher, i don't understand my girlfriend, i haven't got a clue, i don't know where she's coming from, or where she's going to, but if opposites attract, then i found the perfect woman jack, i don't understand my girlfriend, she don't understand me too, no she don't understand me too, no she don't understand me too