a romantic guy

i'll buy the champagne, take it back to the place, we're staying tonight, that's right, a hotel down the way, i'll take you out to a play, keep ya dry in the rain, and i'll open each door, before you, chivalry's my way, but in time i'll make you sigh, and here's the reason why, 'cause i'm just a romantic guy, on our second date, i say i just can't wait, to call you my own, and i'll be yours and yours alone, in time you will find, i'm the trusting kind, i am true blue, it's true i'd never cheat on you, but in time i'll make you cry, and here's the reason why, 'cause i'm just a romantic guy, strike up the band, give me your hand, playing our song, so come along, it won't be long, 'till everything goes wrong, now you're throwing a fit, and you're drunk off your tits, and you're making a scene, you're mean, you're screaming in the streets, seem your logic has quit, personality split, and your reason is treason, like some rats above a ship, it's no surprise, i'll say goodbye, i don't need a reason why, i just don't have time, for that shit, so if you're prone to histrionics, hey, babe lets keep it platonic, i just don't have time, for your shit, now we all have a misgivings, i'm not very patient or too forgiving, i'm just, literally just a romantic guy