big day in a small town

mama got a call from the principal's office, "better get down here fast, 'cause mandy passed out when her water broke in the middle of geometry class.", her mama didn't know she was nine months late, been gettin' on her 'bout gainin' weight, and now she's a grandma, somebody had a baby, somebody had a breakdown, oh, it's a big day, in a small town, willy smith swore he wouldn't miss one more of junior's football games, got his twelve-pack o' bud and his friday night buzz, headin' south in the northbound lane, junior's in the endzone, halfback pitch, willy's sittin' upside-down in a ditch, and the crowd goes wild, somebody wrecked a pick-up, somebody scored a touchdown, oh, it's a big day, in a small town, there ain't no mall, no waffle house, but there's always somethin' to talk about, around here somebody shot a deer, somebody's gettin' married, buried, or carried away, the sun comes up, and the sun goes down, ah, it's a big day, in a small town, rumour goin' 'round about a methodist man, and a jail bait checkout queen, his wife caught wind of unspeakable sin, goin' down on aisle 13, she left all the chicken in the fryin' pan, threw all the kids in the grand caravan, with a baseball bat, somebody went to wal-mart, in nothin' but a night-gown, oh, it's a big day, in a small town, there ain't no mall, no waffle house, but there's always somethin' to talk about, around here somebody shot a deer, somebody's gettin' married, buried, or carried away, the sun comes up, and the sun goes down, ah, it's a big day, in a small town