i hate chicago

tuesday morning sports page, i've got coffee in my cup, a smile creeps across my face, the braves beat the cubs, i hate chicago, i'm changing planes in dallas, i ain't going through o'hare, it's a thousand dollars more i know, but i don't really care, i hate chicago, sarah told me that she only, needed space to think things out, then she met some guy named tony, guess where they live now, i hear the food is great, i hear the summer sure is nice, it's beautiful at christmas, there's three more reasons why, i hate chicago, from their wgn station to their seven feet of snow, the rock band in the '80's to the oprah winfrey show, i hate chicago, sarah used to talk about, how one day we would settle down, find ourselves and old farmhouse, on the outskirts of a small town, that's right i hate chicago, i hate chicago, man, i hate chicago