pitfall

yes, it's supercade time, let's have some supercade fun, fun, fun!, pitfall, big lols, lick toads, trip balls, quicksand, my jam, gold bars in my hands, my name is pitfall harry. my life, it can be scary, often falling down a pit. when i trip, it's legendary, always running, something's coming and i jump it, then i plummet, every jungle's filled with fortune or fatalities if you're flummoxed, that's why you gotta focus - jump at the right time, on an alligator head, got no choice and no vines, look out for the barrels, donkey kong's off screen, lookin' for that marijuana, smoke that green!, get that gold, get that silver, get that shiny diamond ring, you won't like a cobra bite or a scorpion sting, grab a torch and a whip then we'll torch in the whip, then we'll go score some chicks, quick claw, get a grip, quicksand likes to suck, tar pits like to swallow, jungle's really rough but i'm a tough act to follow, weekdays hella lame, all the same, really shitty, on the weekend, seekin' out the secrets of the ancient city, what?!, pitfall, big lols, lick toads, trip balls, quicksand, my jam, gold bars in my hands, pitfall, big lols, lick toads, trip balls, quicksand, my jam, gold bars in my hands, four million copies sold, bro, totally legit, it's '81 and indiana jones is the shit, activision in its wisdom, yo, it fell for a pit, a rip off that would lift off, it was swell for a bit, no-no-no need to explain if you feign to wonder why, the designer david crane graduated from devry, was a hit at atari 'till he went on safari, got a rari, then he partied, then the bubble burst, i'm sorry, atari 26 was a hit for six years, apple 2e made my dad switch gears, too many ets, where it's buried isn't clear, atari 26, i guess it disappeared, now if you look on ebay, you buy it for a grand, if you want the box, please, put up your hands, realities of modern life are rife with strife and hatred, i miss shit being simple, button smashin' in the basement, pitfall, big lols, lick toads, trip balls, quicksand, my jam, gold bars in my hands, pitfall, big lols, lick toads, trip balls, quicksand, my jam, gold bars in my hands, behind the counter at kay bee, i see something i really need, green box features a scene that was filmed inside my dreams, i see several lovely trees in some jungle overseas, i see adventurer avoiding obstacles with impossible ease, a treasure hunter swinging over the craziest lake, and activision made it so there's a gradient wake, and ever since i played it, it is like mania, mate, jumpin' over snakes makes me feel great in a way, back in the day, screen grab was a camera with a flash, take a picture of your high score and you might score a patch, you can put it with your patches on your jean jacket back, 'cause you jumped over chasms like that candle jumper jack, activision got sold and the name got bought, now they bring you call of duty where you might get shot, and, yes, i am distraught until they bring back tony hawk, thank you, activision, all that sitting by a box, pitfall, big lols, lick toads, trip balls, quicksand, my jam, gold bars in my hands, pitfall, big lols, lick toads, trip balls, quicksand, my jam, gold bars in my hands