human of the year

hello? hello?, calling a karl projectorinski, to the front of the cathedral, you have won, dear sir, may i congratulate you first?, oh, what an honor, human, human of the year and you've won, why are you so scared, you stand there shaking in your pew, the icons are whispering to you, they're just old men, like on the benches in the park, except their balding spots are glistening with gold, human, human of the year and you've won, you have won, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honor, and though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers, and thus the cathedral had spoken, wishing well to all us sinners, and with a sigh grew silent, 'til next year's big human winner, outside the cars are beeping out a song just in your honor, and though they do not know it, all mankind are now your brothers, all mankind are now your brothers, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hello? hello?, calling a karl projectorinski, to the front of the cathedral, you have won