my fanny pack

walkin' down the street and everybody's starin', just jealous of what i'm wearin', that's right it's a fanny pack, bitches, hot pink and matches my britches, you're thinking "that guy's insane, damn, what's his name? what's wrong with his brain?", i'm perfectly sane, just hear what i say, everything i need's just one zip away, my fanny pack, my fanny pack is all i need, it's on my waist while i shower and while i pee, it holds my hairspray so i look good every day, it holds me tight and keeps the boogie man away, you can't mess with my fanny pack, i'm a maniac, it's a fact, you better watch your back, packs more than a back pack, one time i looked inside and i found an imac, only tough guys wear fanny packs, hulk hogan, chuck norris and this guy. diss me and you better watch your back, i'll smack you with my 20 pound fanny pack, i've been attacked by a wild beast, i think it was a furry hippopotamus from greece, i needed a weapon for the fight, what i pulled out was a stick of dynamite, makes great gifts for the holidays, "it's my dick in a pack, babayyyy", if you talk smack, i'll put you in my sack, what's this? it's midget in my fanny pack!