this free ride

i am on a free ride, i'll be fit to be tied, i don't need no kind of pride, not with me on this free ride, near and far, far and wide, hey, your car's a great ride, alright, maybe i just lied, but it's still a free ride, i am on a free ride, i'll be fit to be tied, and i don't need your pride, not with me on this free ride, easy-peasy, i'm like "dag", cold and greasy in a paper bag, cool and breezy, chicken hard-fried, ain't nothin' easy on this frickin' free ride, i am on a free ride, i'll be gone with every tide, and i don't need no drive, not with me on this free ride, aw, hey, i got nothing inside, nada nada, alas i sighed, weep for the weeper, i cried, i creep like a creeper on my frickin' free ride, i am on a free ride, and although i'll be fit to be tied, man, i don't need your pride, not with me on this free ride, i've been sailing on the bounty, i'm seeing captain bligh, crossing into the county, mutiny on this free ride, hey, hey, i tried, oh, sorry again, i just lied, i would've flown in if i could've flied, but i'm just blown by the winds in my free ride, i am on a free ride, i'll be gone with every tide, and you don't need no kind of pride, not with me on this free ride, not if you're with me on my free ride