crazy women

who'd-a guessed that aquanette, could start a fire with a single cigarette, she wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned, just sick and tired of wonderin' when he was coming home, so she drove around, she found his car, they heard a boom from in the bar, he called the cops, she called his bluff, they hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs, crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends, keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end, oh yea, god forgive them, they weren't born like this, oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men, he told his friends she was depressed, borderline bi-polar, bitch with pms, well he cheats and lies and then plays the victim, he don't know why they always seem to pick him, crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends, keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end, oh yea, god forgive them, they weren't born like this, oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men, some take a pistol, some take an axe, boy if you feel the fire, you damn well bet she's got a match, might be the teacher just down the street, the hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that's so sweet, no you won't see it when you meet 'em, so be careful how you treat 'em, she might look just like me, crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends, keep their crazy hidden till they're pushed off the deep end, oh yea, god forgive them, they weren't born like this, god knows, crazy women are made by crazy crazy crazy, crazy women are made by crazy men