you're probably wondering why i'm here

bop bop-bop bop-bop bop-bow, bop bop-bop bop-bop bop-bow, you're probably wondering, why i'm here, and so am i, so am i, just as much as you wonder, 'bout me bein' in this place, that's just how much i marvel, at the lameness on your face, you rise each day the same old way, and join your friends out on the street, spray your hair, and think you're neat, i think your life is incomplete, but maybe that's not for me to say, they only pay me here to play, you're probably wondering, why i'm here, and so am i, so am i, just as much as you wonder, 'bout me starin' back at you, that's just how much i question, the corny things you do, you paint your face and then you chase, to meet the gang where the action is, stomp all night, and drink your fizz, roll your car and say "gee whiz!", you tore a big hole in your convertible top, what will you tell your mom and pop?, you're probably wondering, why i'm here, and so am i, so am i, just as much as you wonder, if i mean just what i say, that's just how much i question, the social games you play, you told your mom you're stoked on tom, and went for a cruise in freddie's car, tommy's asking, where you are, you boogied all night in a cheesy bar, plastic boots and plastic hat, and you think you know where it's at?, you're probably wondering, why i'm here,