honky-tonk somewhere

help me, 911 operator, got a friday night emergency, i need nursin' cause i'm hurtin' from a long week workin', and i'm thirstin' for a remedy, i need a red-head, brunette, or blonde, angel have mercy that will put me through intensive care, there's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere, hang on, don't hang up on me lady, gotta take me to the promised land, cause i'm dying to see something like a jukejoint jumpin', to the thumpin' little five piece band, i need a red dirt n swingin', anything that's country, karaoke, i don't care, there's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere, there's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere, there's gotta be a honky-tonk, girl you gotta get me there, i've tried the phone at the road, mapped siri, where's the party at, that ain't got me anywhere, there's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere, last call, answer operater, i'm afraid i'm runnin' out of time, i know i sound broken but i just keep hopin', for an open glowin' neon sign, maybe this is crazy but i'm thinkin' baby, maybe later you could meet me there, there's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere, there's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere, there's gotta be a honky-tonk, girl you gotta get me there, i've tried the phone at the road, mapped siri, where's the party at, that ain't got me anywhere, there's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere, out there's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere