dirty laundry

kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down, kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down, kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down, kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around, i make my living off the evening news, just give me something, something i can use, people love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry, well, i could've been an actor, but i wound up here, i just have to look good; i don't have to be clear, come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry, kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down, kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around, we got the bubble-headed bleached-blonde, comes on at five, she can tell you 'bout the plane crash, with a gleam in her eye, it's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry, can we film the operation?, is the head dead yet?, and all the boys in the newsroom, got a running bet, get the widow on the set, we need dirty laundry, kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down, kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down, kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down, kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around, dirty little secrets, dirty little lies, we got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pies, we love to cut you down to size, we love dirty laundry, we can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing, when it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing, we all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry, kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down, kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down, kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down, kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around