life is a drag

submitted for your inspection, the evolutionary erection, of primitive man, but before we explore the question of his sense of style, we must point out his predilection, to cover his glands, brothers, we've been led to believe, that between adam and eve, there was nothing to hide, were it not for eve's primal haste, or a leaf strategically placed, who knows what she'd decide, eve and some guy named clyde, that's why life is a drag, life is just a pose in a rag, you can play the part of, pusher or pastor, of harlot or hag, life is just a dressing game, life is a drag, the argument can be rendered, all bodies are forcibly gendered, by how they are wrapped, and though popular opinion holds this, makes us civilized, so much deference is attended, by what's in one's lap, history proves that, who wears the pants is as much a mere circumstance, as a matter of time, ultimately, why should we care, where one buys one's lace underwear, if one is so inclined, show me yours, i'll show mine, that's why life is a drag, fashion is a long running gag, we can deck you out in sequins or spandex, a mohawk or shag, who remembers unisex?, life is a drag, it's a drag, what a drag, you can be a stag in a bag, they won't know until you're stiff, on a slab and they look at the tag, what you see is what you get, life is a drag, let's just say, we hereby conspire, that a change of attire, is all part of the plan, something that was so long suppressed, starts to show when you wear a dress, and if clothes make the man, they can unmake the man, that's why life is a drag, life is just a pose in a rag, you can play the part of, pusher or pastor, of harlot or hag, life is just a dressing game, life is a drag, it's a drag, what a drag, fashion is a long running gag, aren't you glad they found a way to look hip, when your butt starts to sag, praise the lord, designer jeans, what you see is what you get, who remembers unisex, and who are you calling fag, life is a drag