deck the halls (i hate christmas)

, christmas comes just once a year, with all its yuletide joy and cheer, but theres one thing i'd like to say, is that i hate christmas day, its time for everybody to have a christmas party. everyone but me i'll step outside, boycott your office party. no secret santa for me. mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway. cos i don't wanna go, where happy days are snow, i'd rather stay where, frosty melts in the sun. july 4 parade. a lynchburg lemonade. an alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun. deck the halls with bells of holly, 'tis the season to be jolly but, i hate christmas, i'm glad it only comes one time a year, its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping. everyone but me i'll stay inside. no presents under your tree that have a nametag for me. and it makes my gifts so easy to hide, i don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow. i rather stay at home with the frosty cold one. a bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day. an alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun. deck the halls with bells of holly, 'tis the season to be jolly but, i hate christmas, i'm glad it only comes one time a year, it was the night before christmas and all through the house, all the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout. i woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'. i knew that santa would be comin' soon. on dascher on donner, commit, on blitzen. i yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen. and then he came down with his belly of jello. he says, 'where the ladies at cuz i'm a real jolly fellow.', then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight. merry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night. deck the halls with bells of holly, 'tis the season to be jolly but, i hate christmas, i'm glad it only comes one time a year, deck the halls with bells of holly, 'tis the season to be jolly but, i hate christmas, i'm glad it only comes one time a year, cos i hate christmas i'm glad it only comes one time a year, cos i hate christmas i'm glad it only comes one time a year