just drunk enough

i knew it would happen someday, but i never thought that it'd be tonight, then you walked into the bar, with your new mr.right, with that big ol'chip on my shoulder, and johnny walker making me see red, i decided i'd walk right on over, and pour him a beer, on his head, and i know i'll regret this tomorrow, it's just another cross that i'll have to bear, i'm sober enough to know better, but i'm just drunk enough not to care, i know it's not my proudest moment, but when he swung at my face and just missed, i decided there and then i'd introduce his chin, to my right fist, then i tipped my hat to my ex-girlfriend, said "darlin' you should look nice, for a low down cheatin' dead beatin', cold hearted witch, ruin my life, and i know i'll regret this tomorrow, it's just another cross that i'll have to bear, i'm sober enough to know better, but i'm just drunk enough not to care, yeah i know i'll regret this tomorrow, cause mr. right's finally coming up for air, i'm sober enough to know better, but i'm just drunk enough not to care, i know i'll regret this tomorrow, instead of leavin' i sat back in my chair, i'm sober enough to know better, but i'm just drunk enough not to care