sweatshirt parody

, i'm a really young guy, in fact i am only thirteen, i got famous making shitty vines, and cringey lipsyncs on musical.ly, since my fans seem to love, everything i do, they will probably love me doing, a pop song too, but you can't sing!, your voice sounds like a sick animal who's dying!, your singing makes my ears hurt!, it's making me nauseous!, i'd rather drink bleach than hear this!, god this song is a huge turd!, plus this video looks like ass, it's no wonder it almost has, a million dislikes!, if you think my singing sucks, without auto-tune it's much worse, this is what i really sound like, the worst singing ever heard, but all my fans, just see my face and swoon, and when i bite my lip, and do all my fuckboy moves, they are hypnotized, get your dad's bank card and buy, my crap merchandise, like my overpriced sweatshirt, it cost one buck to make, so i'll be laughing to the bank, girl when you wear my sweatshirt, i hate my fat and smelly fans, but my mom and dad demand, i hug them and smile, jacob get inside!, why?, to sew sweatshirts!, but i really don't wanna sew!, so?, this blows, let's go!, oh wait, first let's make a vine, now start sewing those sweatshirts!, help!, our son looks like an elf, but he's brought us such immense wealth, hey jacob get back to work!, it's time to post a corny tweet, and film a cringey musical.ly, make all your fans buy sweatshirts!