3 minute faltz

total sexist adoration spills across a stilted nation, all the males that are equipped with shoulders made of oven chips, overeating, exercising, diet fads and those denying, climate change is in abundance, building homes on frozen tundras, texting while you should be driving, earth is flat but you're surviving, eating only steaks and hoping global warming's some sort of hoax, and now you're feeling european, i wish you were a human being, whales have eaten all the plastics, fill the sea with geriatrics, solve the ills of social care until they wash up everywhere, cos i've always told ya they put things in the water, and toxic masculinity is now a fragrance on aisle three, we spray it on ourselves without the slightest hint of the irony, everyone's dead but that was in the future, while you're alive just contemplate your duty to the, screen in your hand eventually will destroy ya, is this au fait or just my paranoia, saying something about nothing?, slip me a pill to kill this familiar, feeling that i've been out on a limb, yeah, everything is overrated, axioms of grief conflating, sentimental throngs of people mourn for things, designed to keep them blithely pining god's attention, look around you, who should mention, clearly it's intended to make you feel dependent, and sugar is the new religion, pile it in to all your children, it's ok, relapse, repeat, get ripped you know and whiten your teeth, seeds in the clouds and drugs in the water, sun in the sky to give you melanoma, stay in the house and irrigate your cuticles, while outside the boys build another death star, and you say something close to nothing, because you thought you were on top of it, and now you realize nothing's stopping it, maybe i will, maybe i won't, go for the throat, humanity needs another sick note, fight in the aisles consuming hallelujah, exist on your own terms, else they'll sock it to ya