makin' whoopee

another bride, another june, another sunny honeymoon, another season, another reason, for makin' whoopee, a lot of shoes, a lot of rice, the groom is nervous, he answers twice, its really killin', that he's so willin' to make whoopee, now picture a little love nest, down where the roses cling, picture the same sweet love nest, think what a year can bring, yes, he's washin dishes and baby clothes, he's so ambitious he even sews, but don't forget folks, thats what you get folks, for makin' whoopee, another year, maybe less, what's this i hear? well, can't you guess?, she feels neglected, and he's suspected, of makin' whoopee, yeah, she sits alone, most every night, he doesn't phone, he doesn't write, he says he's busy, but she says, "is he?", he's makin' whoopee, now he doesn't make much money, only five thousand per, some judge who thinks he's funny, says, "you'll pay six to her.", he says, "now judge, suppose i fail?", judge say, "budge, right into jail. you'd better keep her. i think it's cheaper, than makin' whoopee.", yes, yeah, you better keep her, daddy, i think it's cheaper, then makin' whoopee