c-3po

i am 3po, c-3po, i am 3po, c-3po, walk into the room, i can presume you can see my gold, partner is an astromech, my best friend and my bro, several different masters, make disasters, get sold, bloke liked to choke, made me pro, broke the mold, i speak every single speech in the far reaches of the galaxy, i'm pretty much a slave because i never see a salary, passed off as a present or we're purchased like we're property, bigots put detectors every vector, it don't bother me, sometimes i'm on a mission and i'm wishing we could backtrack, sometimes a limb is missing or i'm in chewbacca's backpack, can be a little whiny, have you seen my shiney hiney?, joints are always frozen, always holdin', you can try me, i can get a little grimey, really do not like the dunes, want to take a bath until my robot hands are pruned, then we'll chase after my homey who is suddenly seeking obi, never tells me anything, i talk too much he told me, his name is c-3po, protocol droid with the mean flow, when he starts going, then he don't slow, god in a pod, got your squad low, his name is c-3po, protocol droid with the mean flo-flo-flo-flow, when he starts going, then he don't slow, god in a pod, got your squad low, bitch asked if i spoke bachi. you got me, jk, yes, you act like you don't like me, be polite or kiss my ass, moisture farmer is a hater, evaporators is my shit, curmudgeon begrudgingly submits to my divine mind tricks, now i'm with some blonde brat, he's a map to kenobi, someday we'll need a map to drag his ass back to his homies, told his groupies go blow me, rather milk my jabroni, he turned out like his papi, at least that chacci had a joanie, he's binockin' on some banthas, we need answers and my android, tusken raiders on a rampage, take advantage like they fanboys, then some joke in a cloak made these sandies wet their panties, the sound they be switchin' in special editions sadly, got invited to his hideout, no wonder he's a hermit, atrocious decoratin', i ain't hatin', just observin', can we go back to antilles, really sorry for the sour sound, i've been powered down for an hour now. any flowers found?, speaking of gettin' burnt, beru and owen are certainly smokin', time to find a ship and split before the enemy's awoken, into a bar we can not walk in so we chill right by his speeder, soon we're running to a falcon, i need talcum on my peter, his name is c-3po, protocol droid with the mean flow, when he starts going, then he don't slow, god in a pod, got your squad low, his name is c-3po, protocol droid with the mean flo-flo-flo-flow, when he starts going, then he don't slow, god in a pod, got your squad low, now there's pirates in our party and i'm hopin' that they're nice, there's a presence that is sentient, it's friendliest in flight, she sniggers at his trigger happy flyboy and his dice, she speaks of revolution, a solution with a price, i keep telling him the likelihood of living because fuck 'em, let's go back to yavin, let me plug in, get a fuck in, there's a protocol imperative imbedded in my heritage, now we're getting sucked in like it's a satisfying narrative, it's no moon, a space station, it's a true innovation, it's a reason for vacation. where's the pod in this space ship?, the charmer steals some armor and the farmer found his twin, that part they didn't wipe, this isn't right, they live in sin!, i'm crushed 'cause they're crushed then i realize that i saved them, obi-wan turns to dust, we put pedal to the pavement, or the equivalent. danger imminent, this predicament ain't over yet, tell my astromech to switch my neck when we can have secretive sex, his name is c-3po, protocol droid with the mean flow, when he starts going, then he don't slow, god in a pod, got your squad low, his name is c-3po, protocol droid with the mean flow, when he starts going, then he don't slow, god in a pod, got your squad low