at least i got laid

love, love, love, love. oh what a crazy, lazy life, shotgun wedding to a hooker wife, down in the sewer, i'm fishin' for a bone, you best tell your daddy that you're not coming home, ah, go ahead and call me loser, sell my soul off to the dudes, tell me that i'll never get paid, at least i got laid, at least i got laid, at least i got laid, and though the memories fade away, at least i got laid, at least i got laid, oh, what a tragic waste of time, snogging with that model as she chops out a line, not much to offer, she's nothing to say, well i thought she was a lesbian, but i think that i'm gay, ah, go ahead and call me loser, sell my soul off to the dudes, tell me that i'll never get paid, at least i got laid, at least i got laid, at least i got laid, and though the memories fade away, at least i got laid, at least i got laid, now i know all i need to know, i've had my highs, i've lived my lows, gone as far as i can go, now i'm frozen to the bone, listen now!, at least i got laid, at least i got laid, and though the memories fade away, at least i got laid, at least i got laid, he got laid, she got laid, he got laid, she got laid, he got laid, she got laid, he got laid, she got laid, at least i got laid