keith b - real i (interlude)

i am keith b real story breaker keeping it real here i'm in some chinese mans theatre and this brother is keeping it real damn ridiculous this is belemptious we go people up here posing as slaves and ice and everything this is ridiculous wait a minute is that jada pinkett excuse me jada over here hi, hey i'm keith b real keeping it real as usual i got some questions i need to ask you girl, sure, how long do you think this will smith hypothermia is gonna last, uh hypothermia, yea look it up man do you guys read, well you know i think will is very talented and i think he'll be successful at anything he puts his mind too, well i been checking out his vertebrae he don't look like he can slang it like no man, man i would tour your little ah, if you would have read my motivational tapes you wouldn't have done that it talks about that on page thirty seven, uh excuse me charlie mack please handle this, charlie you need to stop grabbing up on me anyway this is keith b real be right back