humble parody

i'm not conceited, i'm just a genius, yeah, aye i am king of hip-hop, that's what every hip-hop fan says, and ask the critics, "who the greatest rapper", they'll say kendrick is, though i'm a christian and be humble is what the bible says, with everyone saying i'm great i'm starting to believe this, plus every rapper in the world besides me sucks, all of them should quit rap and get a job at starbucks, i'm so much better than them but you don't see me bragging, wait what you just said is a brag, yeah but i'm the rap king, when i say i'm great it's not a boast it's just a fact, but still that isn't a very humble way to act, sorry but you're wrong no one is better than me at, being humble i am the best in the world at that, you can't measure humbleness!, oh yes you can there is an easy test, you can tell someone isn't humble if they're standing, but if they're sitting down then that means, that they humble, but kendrick, i am hurt and i cannot sit, he just learned to stand, but he's just a little kid, hold up bitch sit down, you're a freakin dick, what kendrick?, do you not know what a statue is?, he's lost it, statue's cannot hear dipshit, what the heck?, no dummy this is a standing desk, show respect bitch sit down, time to inspect, i am getting my prostate checked!, how did such a cocky braggart become president?, someone humble needs to run against him, i'm as humble as a man can be, so what the heck?, i guess it should be me, mister lamar what will you do if elected?, for one thing i'll be humble unlike this gigantic dick head, what do you mean?, i'm the most humble person on earth, this guy's a rapper, you really think he's humble?, that's absurd, hey i'm humble that's bullshit!, hey no swearing don't push it!, i'm more humble than jesus, what? wow i can't believe this, i'm more humble than gandhi, what? give me a break donny!, i am like mother teresa, if she had a penis but, i'm too humble to brag about my huge penis, but believe me, you wish you could see it, hey what is happening?, he's getting so full of himself, my head's huge, this can't be good for his health!, it's a bubble!, i'm the best, i can tell you're all so impressed, hair flawless, i'm so handsome rich and so well dressed, and no no no no no no, i'm not racist, i'm the shit, i'm history's best president, bitch sit down