la banerita

la banerita. once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to take a shower. but when he went inside the bathroom the shower was missing! "where did it go?" he wondered. being a reasonable man, he did the only thing a reasonable man would do. he gently stepped into the corner where the shower once had been, stood up straight, opened his mouth, and out came pure and clean crystal-clear water. as the water warmed up, the shy little shower popped its head through the bathroom door, looked around, and gently stepped inside the bathroom, stood under the water, and got clean. the end.