why does it hurt when i pee?

, shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible discovery. why does it hurt when i pee?, why does it hurt when i pee?, i don't want no doctor, to stick no needle in me, why does it hurt when i pee?, i got it from the toilet seat, i got it from the toilet seat, it jumped right up, 'n' grabbed my meat, got it from the toilet seat, my balls feel like a pair of maracas, my balls feel like a pair of maracas, oh god i probably got the gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!, my balls feel like a pair of maracas, ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!, why does it, why does it, why does it, why does it hurt. when. i peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?