american

how y'all doing there, folks?, my name is aberdeen washington, and i'm a proud american and a terrorist fighter, that's right, hey, get me another beer, bitch, now when the day bin laden comes to town, i'm 'a drop a deuce wipe it up with his towel, mow my lawn, sit on the couch, i'm 'a watch some football, i pray to the lord the cowboys win, and beat the hell out of them damn redskins, call up the boys, get drunk as shit, goddamn right, i'm american, that's right, i'm american, got a picture of reagan above my fire, next to the deer i shot with my rifle, n.r.a.? hell, yeah! i support 'em, no pro-choice, no abortion, mexicans? send 'em back over the border, right on home to samoa, wherever they come from, taking our jobs, eating out hamburgers, taking our jobs, they're taking our jobs, i see 'em in the fields i'm taking their head off, i hate my job and i hate my boss, but i love my country and i pray to god that the cowboys win, fuck yeah romo, that the cowboys win, that's right, that's right, that's right, come on, everybody just clap your hands, if you love our country, if you love our land, that's right, and if you're not clapping your hands, you're a terrorist and you eat sand, sandwiches, the day bin laden comes to town, i'm 'a drop a deuce wipe my poop with his towel, mow my lawn, sit on the couch, and i'm 'a watch some football, and i pray to the lord the cowboys win, and beat the hell out of them damn redskins, call up the boys, get drunk as shit, goddamn right, i'm american, i'm ameri-fucking-can, now john mccain and sarah palin, i know you lost out there and it was a tough one, but you're still two mavericks in my book, don't worry about it, now listen palin, i heard you like beer, me too. i don't have a six pack, but i got a beer bong in my pants, what do you say we go get shit-faced in a helicopter and kill a moose, america, the chosen, guns, explosions, mcdonald's, bowling, you don't like it, we exploit ya, pop a pill, get a boner, hell, yeah! tony romo, man that guy's so damn cute i want to sack his boner, and ride him brokeback all the way to wyoming, no homo. psych, hey i said no homo, hey. fuck terrorists, i don't mean like f--, i don't want to fuck a terrorist, guys, i'm kidding, i like romo, i don't like bromo, i said, "fuck terrorists," not "i wanna fuck a terrorist.", you wouldn't, if you caught bin laden you wouldn't give him one in the butt?, for america?, if ya said "no homo" right after ya did it?, it doesn't count if it's terrorists, hey little aberdeen, come in here, yeah, hey come sing the national family anthem, come on, usa, usa, usa, usa, usa, usa, usa, hey, hey, usa, usa, usa, usa, usa, usa, usa, hey, hey, that's right, i'm an american citizen, aberdeen washington, this is my country, and just because barack obama won the presidential election, does not mean that half the country doesn't feel the same way i do, and i came to america, and i live in america, come on, and i live in america, i do too, dad, let me get 'em, and i live in america, and i live in ameri, shut up, little aberdeen, shut the fuck up, my bad, let me tell 'em, that's right, i'm american